Field of dreams, er....dreams of fields

I dream of one day owning land, lots of land, for my dogs to run and play on. Mostly Cassie to run and play on. Maybe we'll have a few goats or sheep for her to herd. Of course then I'd have to take care of some goats and sheep. But that's a minor detail.

But I've about had it with our neighborhood living. Cookie-cutter development, roads and sidewalks. And neighbors, lots of neighbors, with dogs, lots of dogs. Lots of neighbors who don't take care of their lots of dogs.

We've already decided that when we move to our new house on our lots of land, we're going to kidnap this one dog, Chloe, and take her with us. The owners won't notice, she runs free 70% of the time anyway.

Those are my dreams. Now just how to make them happen?